Neoclassical GPS art – a great excuse for doodling GPS genitals!
The nude dude that I doodled is David – Michelangelo’s Renaissance masterpiece…but I was really just looking for an excuse to join the worldwide community of penis-doodlers
When Bicycling Magazine writer Molly Hurford interviewed me a few weeks back, she asked if I knew of any other people making GPS art.
I spoke of a couple of notables – England’s David Taylor (of giant New Forest bicycle fame) and Baltimore’s prolific ‘GPSerist’ Michael Wallace – and then I mentioned that a lot of cyclists and runners draw penises, which seem to be popular as a point of entry (no pun intended) into GPS artistry (see gallery of images below).
Little did I know this would end up in Molly’s most excellent article:
“I hear a lot about people drawing penises,” Lund says. “It seems weirdly popular. And maybe I would do that one day, but it would be on a statue of David, to give it some context.”
Well, ever since the article appeared on bicycling.com on August 31, I’ve been feeling a strange sense of urgency to join the worldwide community of penis-doodlers…with some neoclassical context, of course.
See it on Strava *
* Note: The GPS points will render correctly only if you are logged in at Strava.com
For your amusement and viewing pleasure, I’ve put together a small gallery of GPS penises that I found on Strava.com…
CREDITS
1. Heather Gow-Carey • strava.com/activities/116083006
2. Word Runner • strava.com/activities/94458006
3. Aston • strava.com/activities/18625394
4. Word Runner • strava.com/activities/114399403
5. Pete Rees • strava.com/activities/179637713
6. Eric Westcott • strava.com/activities/95165329
Sketchbook of a GPS Artist 
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Best blog ever!
Thank you for showing us your dick pics! These are amazing!
When I readd blogs, I often come across context that I find great off color humor in, but refrain from commenting. Upon first glance at this blog, I thought “Oh no! How am I not tto comment about the peni…. hey! cool”
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Aww, thanks Ms Douchet. Or may I call you Chuckles? Glad you enjoyed the gallery of male oddities. The “artist” responsible for specimen #4 titled his run “Horrific little chode.” I think he nailed it.
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Seriously..? Ok, at least you enjoyed the ride.. I wonder what type of reader reaction would be for boobs..
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Hey Jean – perhaps I should doodle the Venus de Milo…
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Sure, that would be an elegant womanly model. Seriously. But you did do a mermaid which was perfect for the west coast!
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A much improved GPS dick you’ll likely appreciate https://www.strava.com/activities/831504763
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Ha ha! Nice work! Great mileage too.
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